Has our fiendish female-feasting Edward Mordecai Balmer’s true nature finally been revealed?  Watch our shameful showman squirm as he attempts to avoid the inescapable inevitability of paid time off with tales of insanity, death, and a mindless robotic devotion to occupational excellence.  And just when he begins to think lady luck was throwing him favor, he realizes she’s actually seeking revenge. Strap in boys and girls, because the death wagon is descending fast in this issue of The Hearseload of Horror!